HOLY FUCKBITCHES

So I have this Dog and he's kind of a pain in the ass. I decided to put him out of his misery in the way most useful towards me. I ran out of cheetos so I knocked the son of a bitch out and started eating his legs.

Little did I know it would take a while to eat. He woke up 3 minutes later as I started on the tail. He whimpered and pissed all over the floor, THAT BASTARD.

As I stuck his partially bitten of nose in the urine puddle, I realized I had a hankerin' for lemon. But I couldn't leave the poor guy alone, dying. I had to finish him off.

As I poured lemon juice on the wounds and proceeded to eat, I felt like today was going to be great.